An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. But, he hates
Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any
place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him
he's in luck, "There's a pizza place that just opened, and they
deliver." The concierge gives the businessman the phone number,
and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the
pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you
ordered - pepper only."
Christmas breakfast
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in
his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says,
"I'll just have the Eggs Benedict."
His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome
plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?"
The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
It can be
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on
a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
French guest
A French guest, staying in a hotel called room service for some pepper.
"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
To which the puzzled Frenchman replied, "Toilette pepper!"
Waiter
"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's
a damn TWIG in my soup!"
"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
Two lawyers ......
Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced
sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became
quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your
own sandwiches in here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then
exchanged sandwiches.
Перебор........
Пьяненький заходит в кафе и говорит бармену:
- Девушка, налей 150.
Она наливает, он выпил, крякнул и говорит:
- И еще 150.
- Но Вы уже выпивши!
- Но я тебя умоляю!
Она наливает. Он выпил, крякнул и говорит:
- И еще 150.
- Но вы уже пьяны!
- Но я тебя умоляю!
- Но вы пьете и ничем не закусываете! Ну хотя бы булочку взяли.
- А булочку возьму - нальешь?
- Ну булочку возьмете, налью.
Бармен наливает стакан водки, кладет рядом булочку. Пьяненький водку выпил, только за булочкой потянулся, как со стула грохнется. И в ответ бармену:
- Черт тебя подери, ты видишь, что твоя булочка наделала?!
В баре...
В баре, посетитель - официанту::
- А налей-ка мне рома!
- Я не Рома, я его брат!
Экзотическая кухня
В ресторане экзотической кухни:
- Ого! У них в меню есть суп со слоновьим мясом!
- Ох уж мне эта привычка - из мухи слона делать...
В суши-баре:
В суши-баре:
- Будьте добры, роллы с лососем и вместо васаби чилийский хрен...
- Хрен Вам, а не васаби... Я правильно записал?
